'Crybaby Jesus' Unisex Tee

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"Even gods have daddy issues."

Core Classics Collection // 2026
Spec: HR-CB-CORE-005
© Hood Rats.

A raw, anti-religion statement piece, this tee features a highly detailed, vintage-style biblical woodcut illustration that takes the sacred and drags it right down to the street. Clean lines, heavy message, zero respect for the establishment.

Perfect for Sunday service.

‣ ‣ ‣ Specs:
This heavy cotton tee has a classic cotton look and feel, featuring a universal fit, crew neck and short sleeves. It's comfortable and the unisex cut is flattering for both men and women.

.: Classic fit
.: 100% Cotton
.: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

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